The Off-Topic Thread Part Deux

[Arbel]

I wonder if me talking about waxing my body parts is ruining your (talking about all you guys) image of me as this wonderful, beautiful, flawless woman.

[chalt2]

Originally Posted by Arbel

I wonder if me talking about waxing my body parts is ruining your (talking about all you guys) image of me as this wonderful, beautiful, flawless woman.

Never happen

[Dumb Quixote]

Originally Posted by Arbel

I wonder if me talking about waxing my body parts is ruining your (talking about all you guys) image of me as this wonderful, beautiful, flawless woman.

Flawless women are too difficult to maintain... we likes our womens sexy and self-sufficient.

[EnDinG]

I like my woman with money and something called s-a-v-i-n-g. Its a term I'm unfamiliar with therefore must have it beaten into my head so I learn of its value. All my nice income and nothing to show for it. *Rolls eyes.*

[Shamblemonkee]

I like my women how i like my coffee.

In a cup.

[Vengeance]

To all three previous posters ... HEAR HEAR!!!

So in agreement with all those points ...

[chalt2]

Originally Posted by Dumb Quixote

And it's that care and attention that makes me support your move for the transgender operation. I'm sure you'll make a fine woman, because you already have the qualities that matter (along with an underlying need to make men happy). I'm sure it'll be better for you in the long run... taking only one relationship at a time other than the group "bonding" sessions you were running out in the back ally of KMart. I think in the long run, you'll be happier not having to advertise in ARCO bathrooms anymore. I'm proud of you.

Thank you , that means alot comming from you, my role model and mentor, I could not have done it without your ground breaking leadership and pioneering first step as a transgender success story. I'll never forget your offering me your prime Kmart alley location and I know you were proud when I was able to upgrade from the Swifty bathrooms to the Arco's. I know you and Rufus will be happy together after your scheduled laser hair removal session. One last thing just so you know, youre in my prayers and it's just a matter of time that you'll stretch out to be able to accecpt Rufus and his permanent Viagra induced enlargement. Besides Rufus has always commented on your "pretty mouth" so you have that to fall back on.

Good luck you two and thank you for everything!

[Dumb Quixote]

Originally Posted by chalt2

Thank you , that means alot comming from you, my role model and mentor, I could not have done it without your ground breaking leadership and pioneering first step as a transgender success story. I'll never forget your offering me your prime Kmart alley location and I know you were proud when I was able to upgrade from the Swifty bathrooms to the Arco's. I know you and Rufus will be happy together after your scheduled laser hair removal session. One last thing just so you know, youre in my prayers and it's just a matter of time that you'll stretch out to be able to accecpt Rufus and his permanent Viagra induced enlargement. Besides Rufus has always commented on your "pretty mouth" so you have that to fall back on.

Good luck you two and thank you for everything!

I really appreciate your well wishes... and thanks again to your dad in letting me borrow his long-term lover Rufus, he's a real catch. Still, I'm not sure Rufus is ready to let go of your dad, as I really can't compare to the years of 'backstage' access your dad has been able to provide him. However much he adores me, he says I would never do to replace his love for your father and I'm sure he's on his way back soon. Maybe I should mention to him you are on the market, because after all, with the way you've taken after your father I'm sure Rufus would like to keep it "in the family"? He often tells me how much fun it's been swinging from your family tree. In fact, the story he told me yesterday of your mother - my god - was she in the circus or what? I only hope to be that flexible one-day. Anyway, we all have to have goals, and I'm just happy that you have reached all of yours at such a tender age. Don't worry about the herpes; I'm sure your sister didn't mean to give them to you that night during your family camping trip.

(and here I thought you had given up...)

[Arbel]

/falls over laughing.

Any bets about how long this will go on?

[Swampgirl Inez]

Carp Waffles!

[Vengeance]

Originally Posted by Arbel

/falls over laughing.

Any bets about how long this will go on?

I'm betting the two of them have enough source material to go on for the rest of their lives ... almost like they were telling the story of their lives ... so touching that they're so open about all of this ...

[wizorack]

Inez, wrong thread, food goes in this one http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/s...ad.php?t=21293

Originally Posted by Swampgirl Inez

Carp Waffles!

[Swampgirl Inez]

Nope, this is the off-topic thread. Since my previous post was off-topic, it is perfectly acceptable.

[Swampgirl Inez]

Another off-topic...

So my hubby and I started bowling again last night. Our team wound up being named |337z as a joke. We even bought neon green t-shirts with |337 printed on them. I had at least 3 people ask, "What does thirteen thirty-seven mean?" This was a company league... my husband works for a software developer.

I can't decide if I'm relieved they didn't know, annoyed they didn't know or bothered that I DO know....

[chalt2]

Originally Posted by Dumb Quixote

I really appreciate your well wishes... and thanks again to your dad in letting me borrow his long-term lover Rufus, he's a real catch. Still, I'm not sure Rufus is ready to let go of your dad, as I really can't compare to the years of 'backstage' access your dad has been able to provide him. However much he adores me, he says I would never do to replace his love for your father and I'm sure he's on his way back soon. Maybe I should mention to him you are on the market, because after all, with the way you've taken after your father I'm sure Rufus would like to keep it "in the family"? He often tells me how much fun it's been swinging from your family tree. In fact, the story he told me yesterday of your mother - my god - was she in the circus or what? I only hope to be that flexible one-day. Anyway, we all have to have goals, and I'm just happy that you have reached all of yours at such a tender age. Don't worry about the herpes; I'm sure your sister didn't mean to give them to you that night during your family camping trip.

(and here I thought you had given up...)

LOL, no, no you got it backwards, Dad is the fuchting clown and Mom was the one who your lover Rufus used to be with because she enjoyed dressing up and pretending to be you or at least what you were striving to become. That recent history, your forgeting a huge part of the story, when your sister or mom I guess you should call her got out of prison for offing your dad because he refused to wear the "donkey strap-on" met my Dad in the circus. The circus was the only place a three titted two penised hermaphrodite ex-con could get a job. Anyway Dad loved to "strap things on", he was a clown ya know, well your mom just LOVED that 21" "super wide" donkey strap on and Dad needed the money so it was a good match. Dad helped her out and with some promises from the owners of the circus she regained custody of you back from her brother/ uncle who was a confirmed homosexual who married a woman from the Ukraine and bring her to this country as long as she agreed to go through a sex change to become a man which she agreed to wholeheartedly due to the fact that she was being used as a slave in animal cross breeding experiments, thats another story. Unfortunately the damage had been done, the second day you were with your mom and after dad had been over for his daily "burro" session, he said he was sitting at the kitchen table having a sip of tea when you walked into your moms bedroom grabbed the "donkey dong" and sucked on it like only a hoover could do, dad was awed by the sight. After several attempts at trying to redirect your tendencies towards regular females failed, dad helped ypur mom get intouch with the underground doctor that would soon become the first person to successfully change a man into a woman, well kind of anyway. His experiments on you were ultimatly sucessful, just look at you, today you are the model of transgender transformation.

[chalt2]

Originally Posted by Vengeance

I'm betting the two of them have enough source material to go on for the rest of their lives ... almost like they were telling the story of their lives ... so touching that they're so open about all of this ...

Yeah I was able to dust off the old family albums

[Vengeance]

Originally Posted by Swampgirl Inez

Another off-topic...

So my hubby and I started bowling again last night. Our team wound up being named |337z as a joke. We even bought neon green t-shirts with |337 printed on them. I had at least 3 people ask, "What does thirteen thirty-seven mean?" This was a company league... my husband works for a software developer.

I can't decide if I'm relieved they didn't know, annoyed they didn't know or bothered that I DO know....

Actually I'm more disturbed about the fact that you admit that you went bowling ...

If you really wanna confuse people ... borrow a line from ThinkGeek for the back ... 'There are 10 types of people in the world ... those who understand binary ... and those who don't'

[Swampgirl Inez]

There's nothing wrong with bowling.. especially since we won.

I love that saying. You might be right that they wouldn't get it. Our friend is the training manager there and the stories he tells....

[Dumb Quixote]

Originally Posted by chalt2

LOL, no, no you got it backwards, Dad is the fuchting clown and Mom was the one who your lover Rufus used to be with because she enjoyed dressing up and pretending to be you or at least what you were striving to become. That recent history, your forgeting a huge part of the story, when your sister or mom I guess you should call her got out of prison for offing your dad because he refused to wear the "donkey strap-on" met my Dad in the circus. The circus was the only place a three titted two penised hermaphrodite ex-con could get a job. Anyway Dad loved to "strap things on", he was a clown ya know, well your mom just LOVED that 21" "super wide" donkey strap on and Dad needed the money so it was a good match. Dad helped her out and with some promises from the owners of the circus she regained custody of you back from her brother/ uncle who was a confirmed homosexual who married a woman from the Ukraine and bring her to this country as long as she agreed to go through a sex change to become a man which she agreed to wholeheartedly due to the fact that she was being used as a slave in animal cross breeding experiments, thats another story. Unfortunately the damage had been done, the second day you were with your mom and after dad had been over for his daily "burro" session, he said he was sitting at the kitchen table having a sip of tea when you walked into your moms bedroom grabbed the "donkey dong" and sucked on it like only a hoover could do, dad was awed by the sight. After several attempts at trying to redirect your tendencies towards regular females failed, dad helped ypur mom get intouch with the underground doctor that would soon become the first person to successfully change a man into a woman, well kind of anyway. His experiments on you were ultimatly sucessful, just look at you, today you are the model of transgender transformation.

I'm just tearing up thinking about it. But you did get the part of the "donkey dong" a bit confused... but that's understandable because you were so young when it happened (I'm sure you just blocked it out, frankly). Didn't you ever wonder why all your friends called you "Donkey Boy"? You *were* the strap on my friend... and boy did my mom hate it when your teeth came in. And that one day when you were passed out after the marathon session, I was merely trying to revive you after you fainted from exhaustion (sure, I shouldn't have bothered with CPR on someone so covered in bodily fluids, but I couldn't understand how your dad could leave you there like that). After that, we parted ways. But the thank-you card I got from your dad after bringing his half-dead, gimp son back to life lead me to believe it was your younger brother that visited the "hack" doctor for a little 'corrective surgery'. I mean, he said he always wanted a girl, and even though you cried like one every night he came by for his special visit, it really wasn't the same. I'm sure your therapist can help you get your memory sorted out... but if I were you I'd just be happy for the haze.

[Arbel]

*munches on popcorn*

This is great stuff!